This is Hilarious...

My Grandpa e-mailed me this the other day and I couldn't stop laughing. Any gal who has ever been to the gynecologist will appreciate this. (apologies to my male audience, if there are any out there...)



"A gynecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork and is burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands
would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local
technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all
he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a
score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want
to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an
error in the grade."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." This equaled an A. After a
pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

BABY UPDATE: As it tuns out, the 23rd is not Earth Day. Earth Day is actually the 22nd. So, we will be having the baby the day AFTER earth day. Lame. (On my calendar it says the 23rd is 'bring your child in to work day,' so I crossed it out and wrote: 'bring your child into the world day.' Much more fitting.